Give me coffee or give me death

This may be the final day of my life here on earth.

No, I’m not sick…but I did call Julio this morning and woke him up live on the air, and I have a feeling there’s a price on my head now. Hehehe. My favorite line from our conversation was when I asked Julio where he was, and he whined, “in my beeeddd.” JULIO’S WAKE-UP CALL

OK, so I am giving up on trying to buy coffee before I come in to do the show. It’s like conquering Mt. Everest, as far as degree of difficulty. This morning I drove through McDonalds and ordered a large black coffee. I paid the guy, and he proceeded to make me a cup of coffee by pouring a few drops of leftover coffee into the cup (I am sure, by the taste of it, it was left from yesterday). Then he had about 9/10 of the cup left to fill, so he grabbed an almost empty pot of DECAF and poured the remainder into the mug. Still only about half full at this point. So he grabbed another freshly brewed pot of decaf to top it off. Funny thing– he was right in front of the window, and right in front of ME! And he had no problem making me this sick cup of coffee while I watched. Not only does it taste like gym shoes, it’s also DECAF!!!!!!!!!!! Which means I am getting a headache from lack of caffiene, and my mouth has an extremely putrid aftertaste from one of the worst cups of joe I’ve ever had. Blehhhhhhhhhh.

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