As you may have heard on Julio’s afternoon show, he was bit by a viciously frightening little caterpillar today as he drove to the studio. AHHHH!!! He claims to be feeling slightly dizzy and possibly on the brink of death(although his usual dancing about the studio suggests otherwise).
DO NOT PANIC, folks. I am keeping a close eye on Julio and the teensy red blotch ahem, I mean, giant gaping wound on his knee, and so far he isn’t dead. I suggested a precautionary amputation–you know, better safe than sorry– but your afternoon guy didn’t seem to like that idea as much as I did. (Come on, I’ve seen this done on Discovery Health. All I need is a lighter with which to sterilize my pocket knife, and we’re good to go. But whatever.)
The Call FM crew will monitor this life-threatening situation, and keep you updated on Julio’s health and well-being. If he takes a turn for the worse, you all will be the first to know. By the looks of things, we aren’t out of the woods quite yet. Keep Julio in your prayers, people.
Cards and flowers and Get Well balloons can be sent c/o Call FM. Or if you really want to help, maybe buy him a case of some caterpillar killer. His favorite brand is pictured to the right.